Unhinged Daily Affirmations
iOS app by Jonathan Asher. Entertainment · Jonathan Asher
- Store rating
- 5 / 5
- Store rating count
- 6
- Download price
- Free to download
- In-app purchases
- Unknown
- Version
- 1.1.0
- Listing last refreshed
- 2026-09-17
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Store description excerpt
Affirmation apps whisper "you are enough." We yell "YOU ARE A MAJESTIC LAND MERMAID AND THE OCEAN IS LUCKY YOU LEFT." Unhinged Daily Affirmations is the anti-toxic-positivity ritual app. Blip - a deranged sparkle with mismatched googly eyes and unwavering belief in you - delivers small, absurd, aggressively supportive transmissions at oddly specific times: 9:22 AM - one unhinged affirmation 12:22 PM - one feral compliment 6:22 PM - one devastating pickup line One each per day. Random. No take-backs. No infinite scroll - this is a ritual, not a feed. ALSO INCLUDED, FOR SOME REASON: - Daily Readiness Score - 100% science based, using numbers we made up. Check it too many times and it will comment on that. - Streaks with titles worth earning: "Certified Menace" (7 days), "Chaos Royalty" (30), "Unhinged Monument" (100) - The Bad Day Button - one emergency affirmation when everything is terrible - Send chaos to a friend with their name on it - Weekly Chaos Report - your week in meaningless, beautiful numbers - The Archive - revisit the drops you've earned, banish the duds - Blip's daily mood (today: litigious) Completely free. No subscriptions, no in-app purchases, no catch - Blip works purely for the exposure. Entertainment only - not medical or psychological advice. If you're struggling, a real human professional beats a deranged sparkle every time. Blip agrees.
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