TEE'D OFF: Battle Golf 3D

Name: TEE'D OFF: Battle Golf 3D
Author: Dizzywalk

Android app by Dizzywalk. Arcade · Dizzywalk

Store rating: Unknown
Store rating count: Unknown
Download price: Free to download
In-app purchases: Not listed in captured metadata
Version: 0.1.1
Listing last refreshed: 2026-09-17

Store description excerpt

Sink it in the fewest strokes. Pancake every cart in your way. TEE'D OFF is one-finger artillery golf crossed with arcade slapstick chaos. Pull back, aim your ballistic arc, and launch explosive shots past rogue golf carts, hazards, and an unhinged country-club announcer who is slowly losing his mind on live television. DRAG, AIM, AND BLAST Simple one-thumb controls with deep ballistic physics. Pull back to set angle and velocity, release to fire, and watch your ball arc over water hazards, carom off fairway obstacles, and zero in on the flag. PANCAKE THE OPPOSITION Fairways are packed with rogue golf carts on collision courses. Time your shots to blast them into water hazards, bounce them into sand traps, or pancake them flat for massive highlight-reel combo bonuses. SAFE LINE OR GLORY LINE Every hole gives you a choice. Play the conservative fairway route for a clean par, or risk everything on the glory line: ricochet off moving carts, skip across koi ponds, and hunt impossible hole-in-one trick shots. THE ANNOUNCER HAS ZERO CHILL Experience dynamic two-mode commentary. Listen to hushed, prestigious country-club whispers between turns—followed by all-caps live meltdowns the second metal crunches and carts go airborne. PURE SKILL & DETERMINISTIC FAIRNESS - 100% Deterministic Ballistics: Physics outcomes are calculated with fixed precision—no random RNG bounces. - Replay-Verified Competition: Climb ranked tournament leaderboards against real player ghost trajectories. - Zero Pay-to-Win: No club stat gating, no paywalled balls, and no energy bars restricting your play. - Slapstick Cartoon Physics: High-impact physics mayhem with zero blood or injury framing—pure arcade comedy. Download TEE'D OFF today and settle your score on the fairway!

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