Silly Con Valley
iOS app by Millennium Falck Enterprise Oy. Games · Millennium Falck Enterprise Oy
- Store rating
- 5 / 5
- Store rating count
- 2
- Download price
- Free to download
- In-app purchases
- Unknown
- Version
- 1.41
- Listing last refreshed
- 2026-09-09
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Store description excerpt
Welcome to Silly Con Valley — the satirical tech startup simulation where you build the next billion-dollar unicorn (or burn through seed capital in 4 weeks). Set in a sun-drenched, retro-warm California OS environment, Silly Con Valley puts you in the CEO hot seat. Pick your archetype, generate a hilarious corporate mission, hire quirky talent, build disruptive tech products, and negotiate brutal VC pitch battles. FEATURES • RETRO-WARM CALIFORNIA OS ("SILICON DREAMS") Immerse yourself in a vintage 90s-inspired OS aesthetic. Navigate your company through a crisp 5-tab desktop dock, custom wallpapers, and tactile system window modals. • 21 SATIRICAL CEO ARCHETYPES ACROSS 5 TIERS Pick from 21 unique CEO archetypes across 5 unlock tiers — from 8 base starters (The Visionary, The Hustler, The Engineer, The Influencer, The Bootstrapper, The Nepobaby, The Futurist, The Suit) to unlockable legends like The Growth Hacker, The Pivot King, The Cult Leader, The Chaos Agent, and legendary community CEO Pex Luminen. Each archetype features distinct Action Points, custom card decks, and passive perks. • PITCH BATTLES & BOARDROOM COUPS Engage in tactical card-based pitch battles against ruthless Venture Capitalists across London, New York, Hong Kong, and Sand Hill Road. Play cards, manage AP, and secure funding at insane valuations. • "SILICON WRAPPED" REVIEWS Celebrate (or cringe at) your startup milestones with animated periodic wrapped cards. Track your valuation velocity, culture highlights, shipped products, and flex your overall performance letter grade with shareable badges! • DYNAMIC OFFICE UPGRADES & INFRASTRUCTURE Start in a humble garage and work your way up to a trendy Co-Working Space and a sprawling $250M Tech Campus. Watch your salary burn and candidate talent scale with your office prestige. • PROBATION, TRAITS & BLOATWARE MINIGAMES Hire engineers, designers, and marketers with hidden probation traits. Handle unexpected Feature Creep dilemmas — choose between sleek lean code or bloated hype features. • EXPANDING TECH EMPIRE & M&A TAKEOVERS Acquire rivals, execute marketing stunts, pivot to trending AI/Crypto sectors, and steer your company to a triumphant NYSE IPO or a dramatic bankruptcy rehire flow! --- FICTIONAL DISCLAIMER Silly Con Valley is a work of satire and parody. All companies, characters, events, and tech jargon are entirely fictional or parodied for comedic effect. No actual tech executives or companies were harmed in the making of this game.
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