RoastMyPortfolio

iOS app by Frank Baisch. Finance · Frank Baisch

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0 / 5
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0
Download price
Free to download
In-app purchases
Unknown
Version
1.1.0
Listing last refreshed
2026-09-11

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Know what your portfolio is actually costing you. Snap a screenshot of your brokerage app, or paste your holdings, and RoastMyPortfolio turns it into a brutally honest, scorecard-driven review in seconds. No account, no signup. Your first roast is free. The Banker, a retired Wall Street analyst with three decades on the desk, reads your portfolio the way a professional would: cold, numeric, and unsparing. Every portfolio gets a 0-100 Portfolio Health Score built from five scored findings. Your analysis breaks down: • Concentration: how much rides on a single name or sector • Diversification & Overlap: holdings that secretly duplicate each other • Holding Quality & Timing: positions chasing yesterday's rally • Fees & Cost Drag: the expense ratios quietly compounding against you • Behavioral Signals: the patterns in how you're actually invested Each finding ends in a one-line takeaway, and every analysis closes with a Recovery Plan, concrete portfolio management concepts to research next. No hype, no buy/sell commands. Just the numbers and the mechanism behind them. Why people use it: • Screenshot in, structured analysis out. OCR reads your brokerage app • Fee analysis that names the exact annual cost gap vs. passive index funds • Read your roasts offline. History is saved on your device • One-time unlock, no subscription, ever Your first roast is free. After that, a single one-time payment unlocks the full report. RoastMyPortfolio is educational entertainment, not financial advice. Consult a licensed advisor before acting.

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