Nothing Happens
iOS app by Koji Tamatsu. Entertainment · Koji Tamatsu
- Store rating
- 0 / 5
- Store rating count
- 0
- Download price
- Free to download
- In-app purchases
- Unknown
- Version
- 1.0
- Listing last refreshed
- 2026-09-15
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Store description excerpt
Press the button. Nothing useful will happen. Nothing Happens is an entertainment app that documents non-events with unnecessary scientific seriousness. Join the fictional Institute of Pointlessness and confirm that everything remains perfectly uneventful. PURPOSELESS FEATURES • Press or hold a large research apparatus • Receive a different meaningless analysis after each press • Complete a daily pointless assignment • Measure today's Meaningless Index • Count total presses, time wasted, and your non-event streak • Review a seven-day chart of documented absence • Keep your phone level for two seconds in an unnecessary calibration test • Unlock achievements that will not improve your life • Observe an extremely rare event that is still not useful NOTHING HAPPENS PLUS A one-time purchase unlocks Paperwork, Deep Space, and Monochrome laboratories, advanced meaningless statistics, custom apparatus naming, and extra achievements. It is not a subscription. Restore Purchases is available on the same screen. The core apparatus and records remain free. No account, ads, or tracking. Research records stay on your device and are not sent to a server. This app is for entertainment only. It does not provide scientific, medical, psychological, or other practical guidance. Terms of Use (Apple Standard EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/ Privacy Policy: https://kojpko-apps.o1o3.chatgpt.site/en/nothing-happens/privacy
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