LazyScore – Finally Rewarded
iOS app by Malte Bunzel. Entertainment · Malte Bunzel
- Store rating
- 5 / 5
- Store rating count
- 4
- Download price
- Free to download
- In-app purchases
- Unknown
- Version
- 2.1
- Listing last refreshed
- 2026-09-08
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Store description excerpt
Most fitness apps ask for more: more steps, more goals, more optimization. LazyScore turns the direction around. Three rings begin full each morning. Movement drains them. Your HealthKit data becomes a satirical daily score of up to 1,000—not a health assessment, but an absurd second reading of familiar metrics. WHAT LAZYSCORE 2.0 DOES: • Reverse rings for Rest, Spare and Sink • A daily score and editorial verdicts with dry humor • Achievements for staying put and anti-achievements for accidental ambition • Insights and trends for your personal history of doing nothing • Apple Watch app and widgets for a quick glance • HealthKit data processed directly on your device • No cloud, no ads, no tracking Even nature is more complicated than its reputation: wild three-toed sloths averaged 9.63 hours of sleep per day in one EEG study. LazyScore draws no sleep recommendation from that. Just a punchline. Koalas sleep 18 to 22 hours a day according to San Diego Zoo; lions rest for up to 20 hours according to Smithsonian. Those are animal facts, not human targets. Nothing achieved today. Target exceeded. LazyScore is satirical entertainment. It is not a fitness, meditation, sleep or therapy service, offers no medical advice, and does not assess your health. Nature comparison sources: Rattenborg et al., Biology Letters (2008), DOI 10.1098/rsbl.2008.0203; San Diego Zoo, “Koala”; Smithsonian’s National Zoo, “Lion Cam.”
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