Hey, US Citizen!
Android app by PC News. Arcade · PC News
- Store rating
- Unknown
- Store rating count
- Unknown
- Download price
- Free to download
- In-app purchases
- Listed by the store
- Version
- 1.1
- Listing last refreshed
- 2026-09-10
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Store description excerpt
Hey, US Citizen! — The political catch game nobody asked for, but everyone needs. America's most recognizable faces are dropping things again — and it's your job to catch them. Catch as much as you can. Don't miss. Try not to think too hard about what any of this means for democracy. 🎮 HOW TO PLAY • Tap left, right, up or down to move your character • Catch falling objects before they hit the ground • Survive 7 increasingly chaotic levels • Unlock all 6 politicians and collect their unique endgame achievements • Miss too many? It's game over — just like a press briefing gone wrong 🌟 FEATURES • 6 playable political caricatures — each with their own falling object and hilarious endgame results • 10 unique satirical achievement texts per character (50 total) • 7 levels of escalating difficulty • Unlock system — the first 3 are on us, the last 3 you'll have to earn • Red, white, and blue everything • SPECIAL BONUS (get at least 130 points for each character) • 100% pure political satire — no real policies were harmed in the making of this game 🎭 MEET THE CAST 🌮 Taco — "Who is Epstein?" 🛋️ Sleepy Joe — "Let me be clear...!" 📱 Franklin — "Make war great again!" 🎤 ??? 🚀 ??? ?????? ⚠️ DISCLAIMER Hey, US Citizen! is a satirical game intended for entertainment purposes only. All characters are fictional caricatures. This game is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any political party, politician, or government entity. Any resemblance to actual persons is entirely the point — and entirely satirical. Support the developer and keep the satire alive. 🫡
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