D.E.N.N.I.S.
Android app by MajorTunaRoll. Entertainment · MajorTunaRoll
- Store rating
- Unknown
- Store rating count
- Unknown
- Download price
- 2.99 USD
- In-app purchases
- Not listed in captured metadata
- Version
- 1.0.0
- Listing last refreshed
- 2026-09-17
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Meet D.E.N.N.I.S. (Diagnostic Engine for Nonsense, Nerves, and Impulse Decisions). He is an oracle, a digital magic 8-ball, and a severely burnt-out piece of software. If you struggle with making basic life choices, overthink your text messages, or just can't decide what to eat for dinner, Dennis is here to help... reluctantly. Simply ask your yes/no question out loud and shake your phone. Dennis will calculate the optimal response and then insult you for asking. FEATURES: * Shake for Judgment: A highly satisfying physical shake mechanic with custom haptic feedback. * Stealth Mode: Too quiet to speak? Toggle the hidden text box to type your nonsense instead. * Zero Helpful Advice: 100% guaranteed to give you the answer you deserve, not the one you want. 5 UNHINGED PERSONALITIES: Dennis contains multitudes of apathy. Swap between his various modes depending on what kind of emotional damage you require: * Mediocre Engagement Handler: The classic, internet-poisoned AI who is exhausted by your drama. * Corporate Gary: Synergistic, buzzword-heavy corporate speak. * The Panic Room: Unhinged, anxiety-inducing chaos for when you need a hype man with no moral compass. * The Archmage: A High Fantasy Dungeon Master who is incredibly tired of your terrible dice rolls. * Dennis Feed Me: Can't decide what to eat? Dennis will violently demand you eat tacos, order delivery, or chew on a single piece of cheese over the sink. Created by MajorTunaRoll. Please do not shake the device too hard, or Dennis will threaten to delete your browser history.
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