BadAdviceBureau
iOS app by Varsalus, Inc.. Entertainment · Varsalus, Inc.
- Store rating
- 0 / 5
- Store rating count
- 0
- Download price
- Free to download
- In-app purchases
- Unknown
- Version
- 1.2
- Listing last refreshed
- 2026-09-11
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Store description excerpt
Bad Advice Bureau is a satirical comedy app that generates intentionally terrible advice from a cast of hilariously misguided characters. THIS IS SATIRE - DO NOT FOLLOW ANY ADVICE MEET YOUR ADVISORS: • Karen - Makes everything someone else's problem • Chad - Bro wisdom for every situation • Crystal - Crystals and vibes will fix everything • Dr. Fill - Overly dramatic tough love • Sensei - Ancient wisdom that makes no sense • Mike - Bad life coach with empty motivation • Uncle Tom - Your conspiracy-obsessed uncle • Wall St Sam - A serially broke startup founder • Captain Ahab - Pirate obsessed to the end • Jane - A completely burnt out therapist FEATURES: • AI-generated comedic bad advice • 10 unique advisor personalities • Warning levels (1-5 skulls) for each piece of advice • Save your favorite terrible advice • Share the worst guidance with friends SAFETY FIRST: • All content is moderated for safety • Harmful topics are automatically blocked • Clear disclaimers on all advice • Crisis resources available in-app Perfect for: • When you need a laugh • Sharing ridiculous advice with friends • Seeing how NOT to handle life's problems Remember: This is entertainment only. For real problems, please consult qualified professionals. Privacy Policy URL: https://absurd.varsalus.com/privacy Terms URL: https://absurd.varsalus.com/terms
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